punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

(via punkmonksteven)

darkohexar:

You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:

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And my all-time favorite:

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(via joker-ace)

6sister6sin6:

loljewlol:

felinspookydough:

karkatcarrotcake:

sweetchildofdixie:

ftmark:

holygrails:

spuddruckers:







God I love Tumblr.





THE LAST FUCKING ONE

SHIT
twirlytumblfluff:

memeguy-com:

This man knows how to ride a Segway

This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.

twirlytumblfluff:

memeguy-com:

This man knows how to ride a Segway

This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.

(via blue-gold-demigod-clouds)

zerostatereflex:

Hand in Hot Ice 
Awesome! :D
"This works because the substance is not "ice" as in water, but a different substance called sodium acetate trihydrate. Normally solid sodium acetate was melted into a liquid that was then supercooled to below its melting point. In this state, adding nucleation sites, like the crystals on my hand, rapidly causes the rest of the sodium acetate to crystallize."

zerostatereflex:

Hand in Hot Ice

Awesome! :D

"This works because the substance is not "ice" as in water, but a different substance called sodium acetate trihydrate. Normally solid sodium acetate was melted into a liquid that was then supercooled to below its melting point. In this state, adding nucleation sites, like the crystals on my hand, rapidly causes the rest of the sodium acetate to crystallize."

(via realhousewivesofnightvale)

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

(via pugsmith)

solid-gold-satellites:

i never don’t reblog this when it comes up. 

solid-gold-satellites:

i never don’t reblog this when it comes up. 

(via destressyourbreast)

thelastjackalope:

Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix

That is seriously the cutest puppy I’ve ever seen.

(via blue-gold-demigod-clouds)

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

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